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Author: Kristy

COW FOR SALE
A rancher had been taken several times by the local car dealer.  One day, the car dealer informed the rancher that he was coming over to purchase a cow.  The rancher priced the purchase as follows:
  • Basic Cow………………………………….$499.95
  • Shipping & Handeling…………………..$435.75
  • Extra Stomach…………………………….$379.25
  • Two-Toned Exterior…………………… $442.10
  • Produce storage compartment………. $426.50
  • Heavy duty straw chopper……………. $789.60
  • Four-spigot/high output drain system. $449.20
  • Automatic fly swatter………………….. $288.50
  • Genuine cowhide upholstery…………. $479.90
  • Deluxe dual horns………………………. $259.25
  • Automatic fertilizer attachment. ………$839.40
  • 4 x 4 traction drive assembly………… $884.16
  • Pre-delivery wash & comb…………… $169.80
  • Rancher’s Suggested List Price…. 8843.36
  • Additional dealer adjustments……….. $800.00
  • Total List Price $15986.72
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